"Hey honey, I'm glad you're home. I was thinking we could sit by the fire and have some or we could just skip to the good part. How about we do that thing you like? The farts just keep coming as I begin to rub my kitty, getting wet as your pants begin to bulge. I want you to rub yourself too, I love how huge you get as you stare at my sweet pussy and listen to my big farts. I get so hot as your giant cock throbs for me, we finish together as I release a huge fart."